"If you want to be happy… If you want to be happy for a day, get drunk; a week, kill a pig; a month,..."

“If you want to be happy… If you want to be happy for a day, get drunk; a week, kill a pig; a month, get married; for life, be a gardener.”

- Chinese saying

from Stowe Boyd http://stoweboyd.com/post/119841108482