Ladies, here’s to the one that got away.
It's a tale as old as time itself: A lady catches your eye at a bar/on the street/in the avocado section of the grocery store.
You immediately throw out your best line about your famous guacamole recipe and try not to swoon all over her.
It's all wonderful until she drops a small bombshell phrase like, "Oh, my boyfriend loves guacamole too!"
Your first primal instinct? RUN. RUN FOR YOUR GODDAMN LIFE!
Pursuing this is not worth your time – that's what your brain is screaming at you as you continue to chat her up.
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