First, as of now, we know this attack was carried out by gigantic fucking arseholes … possibly working with other fucking arseholes, definitely working in service of an ideology of pure arseholery.
“Second, and this goes almost without saying, fuck these arseholes …
“And, third, it is important to remember, nothing about what these arseholes are trying to do is going to work. France is going to endure and I’ll tell you why. If you are in a war of culture and lifestyle with France, good fucking luck. Go ahead, bring your bankrupt ideology. They’ll bring Jean-Paul Sartre, Edith Piaf, fine wine, Gauloise cigarettes, Camus, camembert, madeleines, macarons, and the fucking croquembouche. You just brought a philosophy of rigorous self-abnegation to a pastry fight, my friend.
“Nothing about what these arseholes are trying to do is going to work. France is going to endure,” he said before concluding, “So to the people of France, our thoughts are truly with you and I do not doubt there will be more to say on all of this as events unspool.
via TV satirist John Oliver responds to Paris attacks with ‘a moment of premium cable profanity’
from Stowe Boyd http://stoweboyd.com/post/134584726542
