“Job interview? Gotta chop off those locks, right?” Yes, I am applying to be bald.
"I just saw you from behind and I could have sworn you were a girl!"
Sorry to disappoint you.
Dove Brazil / Via youtube.com
"Are you always bumping into walls and people wherever you go?"
No, I have perfectly good eyesight. But thanks for the concern.
MTV / Via teen.com
"Well, hello there, Fabio!"
(Or any other completely random celebrity with long hair who you have nothing in common with.)
Old Spice / Via youtube.com
"Don't shave that beard off. You'll totally look like a lady."
Cool, I'm just gonna let it grow until I start tripping over it on a daily basis.
Paramount / Via amandajguillen.wordpress.com
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