“Um… Can I have a Coke?”
White people love the shit out of yum cha.
It's fun, it's tasty and you can drink beer at 11 a.m. - the perfect Aussie hangover cure. And even though you love showing off Cantonese cuisine, you know you can always count on your friends asking the same damn questions every time.
"Can we get some spring rolls?"
You don't have to ask. They saw you come in. They're bringing you spring rolls.
"Um, do you have any pork buns? No, um.. Pork buns? Pork bun?"
Don't drop the 's' dudes. It's called cha siu bao. Pronounced Cha as in "yum cha", siu as in "syoo" and bow as in "bow down Bunnings sausage sizzle bitches, this is how you do meat and bread."
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"Excuse me, can we please get some drinks?"
And they always ask the ladies with the trolley. Every. Time.
FYI: Ladies with trolley = food, man in suit = drinks.
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