I am dying. Literally, bye.
1. Oh my god.
2. Oh my fucking god.
3. I am so hungover.
4. What did I do last night?
5. Why did I drink so much?
6. Did I drink that much?
::Attempts to count last night's drinks through the haze that is your epic hangover::
7. Yep.
8. Oh god I think I might puke.
9. It's so bright in here. GO HOME, LIGHT.
10. Please don't talk to me.
11. No one ever talk to me again.
12. Please for the love of god stop texting me.
13. Stop TEXTING ME I AM NOT WELL, I SAY.
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