(JON does spit-take into STEPHEN's face.)
JON: The guy from "The Apprentice"?
STEPHEN: Yep.
JON: The guy who did a McDonald's commercial with Grimace?
STEPHEN: Same guy.
JON: The guy who filed for bankruptcy in 1991.
STEPHEN: And '92.
JON: And 2004.
STEPHEN: And 2009.
JON: That guy.
STEPHEN: Yes.
JON: Mike Tyson's business advisor. That guy.
STEPHEN: Indeed. Same guy.
JON: The guy whose eyes look like tiny versions of his mouth.
STEPHEN: Yes. The guy who looks like an angry Creamsicle.
JON: Decomposing jack-o-lantern.
STEPHEN: Human-toupee hybrid.
JON: That guy.
STEPHEN: Yes.
JON: A guy who looks like he's actually wearing a Donald Trump costume. That guy.
STEPHEN: Yes. A loose-fitting one at that.
JON: The guy who wrote, and I quote, "Oftentimes, when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world, I would say to myself, 'Can you believe what I'm getting?'" That guy.
STEPHEN: Yes. The same guy who said, and I quote, "I have black guys counting my money; I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day."
JON: That guy.
STEPHEN: Yes. That guy.
JON: By the way, we wear them all day.
from Stowe Boyd http://www.stoweboyd.com/post/147642803262
